Trump supporters want ‘E Pluribus Basket’ printed on the $1 Bill — Hillary, Obama respond

It appears Hillary Clinton, from a hospital bed in an undisclosed location, has started a movement of her own. The movement is to replace E Pluribus Unum  on the $1 bill with E Pluribus Basket.

Brietbart’s Charlie Spiering in his column ‘Hillary Clinton’s 47% Moment: Calls Trump Supporters ’Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Xenophobic, Islamophobic’” reported:

During a fundraiser in New York City Friday evening, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton described half of the Americans supporting Donald Trump as a “basket of deplorables” made up of “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic” people.

Hillary’s basket of deplorables has led to Trump supporters using “were all in the same basket”, replacing the phrase “in the same boat” meaning in the same unfortunate circumstances as others, i.e. living the past eight years under the rule of a Democrat dictatorship.

Basket of deplorables has become the new normal.

According to a Trump campaign spokesperson:

Since Hillary’s “basket” comment we have been inundated with requests that President Trump sign an executive order requiring the U.S. Treasury Department to print E Pluribus Basket on all U.S. currency. We are taking these requests under consideration.

Americans from all walks of life relate to being “in the same basket.”

President Trump plans to undo the damage done by his predecessor on his first day in office. We will not be placing Americans in baskets, rather we will free our people from the basket plantations.

Out of many baskets we will unite in a new cornucopia of American greatness. Cornucopians unite!

U.S. Tattoo parlors are seeing an uptick in requests for E Pluribus Basket body art. The National Tattoo Association in a press release states,

Since Donald Trump began his campaign we have seen a rise in requests for Make America Great Again and now E Pluribus Basket tattoos. Trump has been good for our businesses and he hasn’t been elected yet.

The business of America is business! And business is good.

Hillary Clinton, speaking from her hospital bed, noted:

Certain Americans belong in baskets, cough. If elected President, cough,  I will begin building baskets and put those of a certain political persuasion into them.

We will call them “internment baskets” where those who don’t stand with me may be reprogrammed. Clearly we have basket cases, non-Democrats, who aren’t left thinking. We hope to change that under my presidency.

One mind centrally controlled will create a Utopian paradise where everyone stands with me, cough, cough, or else.

It takes a basket to make America small again!

President Obama at a Rose Garden press conference was asked about the E Pluribus Basket movement. Obama stated:

I have asked the Director of Homeland Security, the FBI and IRS to look into this movement. I am concerned anytime one wants to unite America rather than divide it.

I have made it a goal of my presidency to divide Americans into baskets of various colors. I have built the black basket, Muslim green basket, rainbow gay basket and my favorite the Karl Marx red I hate America basket. You didn’t build those baskets, no pun intended.

Making out of many one is counter to my policies and the goals of this administration.

We are looking at designating the E Pluribus Basket movement a hate group.

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared in the EPluribusBasketMagazine.com.

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