BurqaBarn: Dress Your Woman in Style!

By Tamil Mohammar Ramadan.

Hello my friends! How many times have you caught one of your women bandying about without its burqa? How many times has an insolent female flashed her ankle by “accident”? Has this caused you humiliation and pain requiring whipping? Have you been forced, through no fault of your own, to resort to honor killing? Isn’t it time you stopped wasting perfectly good woman flesh and invested in a foolproof coverage system for your females?

Now, BurqaBarn, in conjunction with Citywide Waste Management, has a solution for you!

The new “BurqaBag” is guaranteed to keep any female properly attired and is triple-ply tough.

Just place the non-male into one of our bags and engage the cinch-top mechanism. Do not worry about air supply – our studies show there is at least two hours of air available.

The BurqaBag is currently available in basic black, with the wheeled carrying case sold separately.

While these products may seem expensive and decadent, remember the last loss from your herd, then purchase our product!

Dress your women in smart BurqaBags
and take them to the woods for a family picnic…

…and let them enjoy the sun

Fashionable BurqaBags allow your females safely
to attend sports events and mingle with others
in the women-only areas

Women can even engage in athletics themselves:
this pleasing pyramid features the famous team
of non-male Baluhistan Acrobats!

Man’s wives faithfully waiting for him at the bus stop

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column by Groupthink first appeared on The Peoples Cube.

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