Unfair Ballistic Privilege
Tоварищи!
I am so filled with self-loathing over my unfair ballistic-intuition male privilege that I must denounce myself. It is, after all, for the common good and the cause of gender hyper-equality!
Report: Standing Up to Pee Gives Boys an Unfair Advantage in Physics
What follows was actually published in a ‘scholarly’ journal: “After noting that girls lag in areas of physics that deal with projectile motion, the article reveals: “Like many parents [we] have observed the great delight young males take in urination, a process by which they produce and direct a visible projectile arc. … All this is experienced up to five times a day, so by 14, boys have had the opportunity to play with projectile motion around 10,000 times. And 14 is when many children meet formalised physics in the form of projectile motion and Newton’s equations of motion for the first time.
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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Chief Designer originally appeared in The Peoples Cube.
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