Democrats mourn the impending suicide of Donna Brazile

Democrat insiders have expressed their concern about the wellbeing of former Democratic National Committee Chair, Donna Brazile, stating that it is only a matter of time before she joins Vince Foster in taking her own life under suspicious circumstances.

Brazile’s apparent suicidal ideation lead her to write “Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-Ins and Breakdowns That Put Donald Trump in the White House,” which is expected to hit the bookshelves tomorrow. The book is rumored to contain some unflattering revelations about Hillary Clinton that should never have been told and which will never be reported in the media after Brazile supposedly commits an involuntary suicide.

Mental health care professionals note that Brazile’s irrational conduct in writing the book is typical of a condition known as “Suicide by Hillary.” The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM-5) defines “Suicide by Hillary” as 1) Knowing too much, and 2) Not keeping your damn mouth shut about what you know.

Friends of the Clintons say that Hillary Clinton is saddened and upset that Brazile was not timely diagnosed before she decided to write a tell-all book. The former Presidential candidate cut short her own book tour to attend the upcoming funeral and sent out the following tweet:


EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Chairman Meow originally appeared in The Peoples Cube. 

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