NETFLIX Announces ‘Master and Slave’ an Original ‘Role Playing’ Series — BDSM community outraged!

According to anonymous sources two of the top “role players” in politics Stormy Daniels and Eric Schneiderman have been hired to “role play” in the new NETFLIX Original Series “Master and Slave.” It is unclear who will play the part of “the master.” Michael Avenatti will be representing Ms. Daniels in the negotiations with NETFLIX. Mr. Schneiderman will be representing himself in the negotiations and in court as cases are brought by those he had “consensual role playing” with.

The anonymous source revealed that Stormy and Eric were “chosen because of  their extensive experience as role players” since the election of President Donald J. Trump. Both have an extensive background in suing Trump for various reasons such as, but not limited to: tweets, global warming, illegal aliens and a woman’s right to role play, no pun intended.

A spokes person (a gender neutral term) for Mr. Schneiderman notes:

Eric is very excited to role play with Stormy. While Stormy is white and Eric prefers brown slaves, we will leave the creative development of the script up to the NETFLIX team of writers, producers and directors. We understand that Harvey Weinstein, who Eric has indicted for sexual misconduct, is being considered as the producer and director of “Master and Slave.”

A spokes person (a gender neutral term) for Ms. Daniels said in a short press release:

Stormy didn’t get her name by being the slave to any man. Stormy is considered an expert in “role playing.” We expect her vast experience in “role playing” will work in her favor during the negotiations. BTW Stormy is the only person (a gender neutral term) who can accurately describe President Trump’s genitalia.

Given her vast experience in “role playing” she should have the lead role of master. #MeToo!

The New York Post reported:

Many members of what’s widely known as the kink community are outraged that Eric Schneiderman, in resigning as New York’s attorney general, depicted his alleged violence toward several women as “role-playing and other consensual sexual activity.”

Aficionados of kinky sex noted that Schneiderman’s accusers insisted they had given no consent — which is considered obligatory among most practitioners of kink.

Since the NETFLIX announcement of the production of “Master and Slave” the kink community has demanded that all members of the cast sign an “obligatory” agreement to participate in “consensual role playing.” #MeKinky

Our anonymous source revealed that NETFLIX has:

Approached Barack and Michelle Obama and Eric Holder and James Comey to do pilots for two new Original Role Playing Series titled “President and First Lady Forever” and “We’re The Law, We Can’t Lie.”

President Trump tweeted:

Birds of a feather! Need I say more?

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire originally appeared in Kinky You, Kinky Me magazine.

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