Brown creates California Office for Concealed Straw Carry ... Memes retaliate

Then U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Illinois Senator Barack Obama uses a straw at the Ellis Pop Soda Shoppe in Abingdon, Virginia, on September 9, 2008. AFP PHOTO/SAUL LOEB.

James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) tweeted:

Gov. Brown will be setting up a California Office for Concealed Straw Carry. I urge California straw afficianadoes to be prudent in the use of this sacred right. To have your own personal plastic straw is a genuine privilege. We owe a lot to Jerry Brown for this opportunity.

The National Straw Association has launched the “Come and Take Them” campaign.

Straw panic has become the latest Democrat Socialist cause de jure, eclipsing Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) with Straw Derangement Syndrome (SDS).

According to 2nd Vote:

According to several media reports, the below companies already graded by 2ndVote have taken stands against straws. Some of them did so in other countries; some are doing it domestically. All of them are overreacting, potentially making life more difficult for some disabled people and jumping on a bandwagon which was created by a nine-year old who made up a number after calling a few straw companies.

We’re serious. Major corporate policies are based upon a nine-year old’s phone calls. Cities such as San Francisco and Seattle have likewise implemented ban policies.

Starbucks
McDonald’s
Hyatt
American Airlines
Alaska Airlines
Diageo
Hilton
Disney
Carnival Cruises
Marriott International