The National Intelligence Agency has found evidence that the Russians have begun a massive campaign of subversive billboard advertising to undermine the Democratic Party in the 2018 elections.
Billboards across the country funded by covert untraceable contributors are advertising that the GOP (Republican Party) is the political party of communism.
“This is very confusing to our voters, many of whom will now vote for the GOP rather than for us,” said one concerned Democratic Party officer. “We are certain that as a consequence of this Russian influence operation, our base will switch parties and vote Republican in the mistaken belief that the GOP supports Soviet-style totalitarian socialism.”
“As a result of this election fraud, many of our supporters who usually vote for the destruction of America, will instead be tricked into voting for a strong America. We cannot allow this to happen,” a Democratic intelligence source told CNN.
“I’ve always supported communism,” said ex-CIA chief John Brennan. “And this conflation of our sacred symbols with the Republican Party feels like a blasphemy to me and my comrades in the intelligence community. This is not who we are!”
The Democratic Party has called for a formal investigation into these new dirty tricks aimed to undermine our democracy.
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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire column by Margaret originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.