LGBTQ Safe Sex Guide provides ‘alternative words for readers to use for their genitals.’ Feminists Outraged! Hillary responds…

The LGBTQIA safe sex guide states, “[W]e’ve chosen to include alternative [gender inclusive] words for readers to use for their genitals.” This has feminists, members of the Women’s March and Pussyhat Project outraged.

Rebel Media explains what gender inclusive genital terms mean in the below video, no pun intended:

But wait comrades, the vagina is not the front hole, anatomically speaking. The front hole on a woman is the urethra. In a Babble article titled “Women Don’t Pee Out of Their Vaginas, and Other Little-Know Facts” Ceridwen Morris notes that women have three holes, the vulva, vagina and anus. Men have only two holes the penis and anus. Women are one hole up, no pun intended.

The Pussyhat Project website states, “The Pussyhat™ is a symbol of support and solidarity for women’s rights and political resistance. Make a hat! Give a hat! Wear your hat! Share a hat!”

Photo by Pussyhat Project

So will the Pussyhat now be called the FrontHole Hat to be gender inclusive?

An unnamed CNN source reported that a spokesperson, a gender neutral term, for Pussyhat Project responded:

We have branded our movement with the pink Pussyhat™ and we will not change it in order to be politically correct. The Women’s March has been focused on a woman’s pussy (a.k.a. vagina) from day one. We will not change our symbol of political resistance.

Long live the Pussyhat™!

The Hillary Clinton for President 2020 campaign released the following:

Mrs. Clinton stands with the LGBTQ community as well as the Women’s March. We must use our Pussyhats, front holes and other genitalia to make a difference and put a white woman in the White House.

Not to do so is racist, homophobic and against our campaign promise of free Pussyhats for everyone, regardless of your gender pronoun.

CNN, ABC, MSNBC, WaPo, the New York Times and Access Hollywood will now use the gender neutral term “fronthole” in their newscasts. In order to be more “inclusive” the New York Times has edited the transcript of Donald Trump’s cameo appearance on “Days of Our Lives” off air comment to “grab them by the fronthole.”

An unnamed CNN source reports, “Bill Clinton is offering those who bundle more than $100,000 for the Hillary for President in 2020 campaign a personally autographed by Bill and Monica ‘FrontHole’ cigar humidor.”

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EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by Russian Bot originally appeared in Fake Science Magazine.

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