Pierre Delecto: Mitt Romney reveals his porn star name

If Mitt Romney were to take paid lessons from Carlos Danger, he couldn’t have picked a more upright Twitter handle than Pierre Delecto, which is French/Latin for “Delightful Peter.”

The clues were all out there, we just didn’t know how to look. Observe these headlines from recent years:

Mitt Romney’s Porn Star Endorsements

Mitt Romney and a porno spoof

Mitt Romney’s Secret Life as a Pornographer

First Lady of Porn Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney

Marriott, Mitt Romney, and porn

One might say that although these are all very progressive, Party-approved truthful media organs, they could be a bit biased because Mitt Romney opposed Obama as a Republican.

And yet these are the organs of the elites with whom Romney has been trying to get in bed ever since Trump had won the election. By doing so, he has been endorsing everything they had ever said about him in the past.

Thus, Romney admits that he is not only a high school bully, a capitalist predator, a murderer of cancer victims, a torturer of dogs, a slaver of women in binders – he is also a secret pornographer.

Wear your porn star name with pride, Pierre Delecto. You’ve earned it.

EDITORS NOTE: This Peoples Cube political satire column by Red Square is republished with permission. © All rights reserved.

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