Wow, it seems the radical right is attacking the integrity and honesty of the esteemed “Dr” Fauci. The right is now claiming the good doctor has a slew of e-mails suggesting that there was a good possibility that the China virus was manufactured in a Wuhan lab. This just can’t be true, can it Deano?
They point out he was denying this allegation back in the beginning of 2020, when these e-mails were exchanged. You know, when President Trump and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo were suggesting it quite possibly was man made in a laboratory.
Please Deano, don’t tell me that President Trump was right again! I mean the right is screaming from the rafters about a major coverup. You know , accusing all those credible news , like yourselves and other media outlets, of promoting this idea, that this was just a right wing political ploy, pushing conspiracy theories during an election year. The right often refers to it as a Plandemic. They are accusing such trustworthy stalwarts as Jack Dorsey and Twitter, Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook, even the ever unbiased CNN as well as you pristine guys over at the Times, of censorship and working as a propaganda arm of the Democratic Party. The audacity of the radical right, I mean where is the proof………well, President Trump is a racist!
The also point to the many flip flops on mask use by Ole Doc Fauci, and just his general incompetence. There are purportedly e-mails where he admits that the masks are basically useless. That it may help against large droplets like a sneeze, but are useless against the general airborne particles. My own doctor last year, equated it to trying to catch mosquitoes with a chain link fence. He asked me to leave though, as I started screaming you have to follow the science like doc Fauci and Andy Cuomo reminds me daily! So, I have been following the science , just like, I’m sure you have been Deano. But, you have to admit, it was a little tough following his guidelines. You know no mask necessary, yes it is necessary, two masks should do the trick, oh, they are really not needed.
I tried to reach Joey for comment, but he put the lid on the things, as it was getting late in the day.
It was after all 4 in the afternoon. This, I’m told is when Joey likes to settle in and watch Judge Judy and Matlock with pudding cup or two.
I tried to reach Kamala. But she was out shoe shopping. The right is calling her grossly incompetent and in way over her head. You just wait radical right, just wait for that press conference regarding the border catastrophe, just wait, just wait………………just wait, President Trump is a racist.
That is why I’m looking for you Deano, to come out blazing against this Conservative assault, light up the front page refuting all these baseless allegations. I just can’t wait for today’s edition. Of course, I hope there are the usual couple of stories about Russian collusion in the 2016 election or President Trump’s tax return. Stay away from that other propaganda also Deano. You know, rampant inflation, gas prices, food prices skyrocketing. Small businesses crumbling, due to people making more money sitting home….you go Joey. Cyberattacks on the rise, Joey caving to Putin, removing Russian sanctions on pipelines, while shutting ours down. Major Cities ablaze, crime skyrocketing. Maybe a story on what Joey claims is the biggest problem in our country, systematic racism and white supremacy. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Of course the right keeps referring to Joey as a cognitively challenged puppet for the likes of Pelosi, Schumer, AOC and the like. I myself, see a strategic genius, plotting his next move. Don’t get me started on his superior orating skills, clear ,concise and unscripted, reminds me of a young Jack Kennedy.
As always, the Times integrity is beyond reproach. CNN as well, just outstanding. Keep fighting the allegations from the radical right, or do what you do best, don’t even acknowledge anything that doesn’t fit your narrative. Your following if I be so bold, is almost cult like. Not Jim Jones cult like mind you. Wait a minute, his ideology was based on Socialism, so………..you guessed it, President Trump is a racist.
The example you set for our children is immeasurable. Thank you shaping the young minds of America. You must be so proud.
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