Verdict Is In: Jury Finds Kyle Rittenhouse ‘Based’ And ‘An Absolute Chad’
MADISON, WI—After minutes of deliberation, the jury in the murder trial of Kyle Rittenhouse has rendered the verdict that the defendant is in fact “Based” and “An Absolute Chad.”
The decision was read aloud by the foreman of the jury, despite the jury on Twitter already handing down their decision of Guilty on all charges way back on August 26, 2020.
Kyle Rittenhouse had been charged on multiple counts of murder after he shot several people amid the riotous looting that occurred in Kenosha in the name of social justice after the police shooting of Jacob Blake. It is possible that Rittenhouse didn’t get the memo that all the destruction and looting he saw was being done in the name of social justice.
Rittenhouse was pursued by a group of rioters who were threatening to kill him, according to eyewitness testimony. After a gunshot was fired by someone else, one man lunged at him to take his AR-15 away and consequently was shot. After that, Rittenhouse was pursued by two other attackers, one armed with a skateboard and the other with a handgun. In their attempt to harm him, they also were shot. After the prosecutor presented in full this exact sequence of expert defensive gun tactics, they sat down and checked Twitter to weigh their options for their best legal strategy.
After hearing eyewitness testimony that Rittenhouse was threatened and then physically attacked by several men, and watching the video footage showing him deftly defending himself, jurors could be heard murmuring amongst themselves, “Wow, based,” “What a unit,” and “I want to buy that kid a beer when we’re done here.”
At publishing time, the judge had handed down a sentence of a pack of Whiteclaws and a $100 gift card to Bass Pro Shops for “this absolute legend”.
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sounds about right what ever happens this guy is a legend
Why are you writing lies ?? No verdict has come back yet …. The jury has been in deliberation for going on day 2 today … I’ve been following this trial daily and I’ve been waiting and watching for the verdict … This kid is not guilty and this prosecutor is a joke
The Judge is a joke!!!!
This kid is a cold blooded killer who came there or was sent there to kill…If he gets off we know this will fuel the supremist hearts to go further in their sick human violations and abuses. Maybe there are people sitting in wait for them this time around…..maybe they wont be able to rape, murder, plunder and burn as they wish….
Surely you’rr joking. No one can be that ignorant of the facts.
You mean the democrats in 2020 we don’t sit around and talk bout terroristic threats that’s not our political side stop referring to the republicans as the democrats act like children
And you are an absolute example of a person breastfed by their father. You obviously dont retain the cognitive ability to separate facts from feelings probably due to malnourishment as a child due to said breastfeeding
Yu gut things mixed up
You are clearly an ignorant pseudo-intellectual! The perfect brainwashing candidate. Rely on facts not your simpleton emotions.
A white supremacist that killed white rioters who attacked him. Are you seriously dumb enough to think white on white crime is racist… To hell with the ppl he killed. Keep causing shit in our streets and there will be more.
You are evidently unaware that this is satire.
Your reply would be humorous if the hate was less palible.
The judge did his job! The jury did what was legal and binding! And the truth prevails! All Americans freedoms are preserve d! Amen!
Kyle summarily executed 2 jewish pedophiles. He’s an American hero.
Innocent young man defending his life against wild hooligans set on destruction, fueled by rage from unhappy homes.
Judge was wise and humble!
NO HE IS NOT Guilty listen to all testimony NOT WHAT PEOPLE want to hear, calling our National GUARD this is asking for retaliation for NO REASON
No it’s smart look at why he’s in this position protecting himself from rioters can we just ship everything dem to Cali please
Amen
Satire. google it.
This is satire! Lighten up.
he was found not guilty on all counts
i hope he gets life in prision. without parole.
This kid . . . will be free by the Thanksgiving Holiday. He is a true example for adults everywhere to take a stand and defend their property and their lives. No more riots where honest people stand back and let their property be harmed and their lives threatened.
This one trial will make this kid a legend for all freedom loving people in the United States and in the world. A case in point for why the 2nd Amendment is vital to a FREE Society!!
Thank You Kyle Rittenhouse. We Will Always Remember!!
Amen, GETi!
kek
I hope Biden gets life in prison without parole in fact 13 consecutive life sentences
Joe, 👍
YOURE A FRIGGIN IDIOT AND SO IS ANYONE WHO THINKS KYLE SHOULD BE FOUND GUILTY! We have a right to protect ourselves and our private property and these asshats that tried to assault and maim Rittenhouse got what they deserved.
yes the leftst and liberals and racists have lost it, today he found innocent on all counts, strike 1 on them
Lmfao. This aged well
What a douche canoe. Its too bad the left doesn’t believe in the constitution. Damned commies
This article is fake. You can look it up online. The writers have fun by seeing how many people they can get to believe a lie. Sadly the writers of this article are attempting to sway public opinion against a child. Jury=Day 2 Deliberations 11/17
I did not get that at all.
It sounded more like they were cheering Kyle on.
Funny how the written word can be interpreted.
It’s absolutely astonishing how many people don’t understand satire these days. This country truly is devolving into Idiocracy..
He’s innocent as it get’s. The more libtards dead the better. He did the right thing. This is where it’s all headed so get ready.
Give credit to Zimmerman as the precedent was established in that incident.
You old men are really trying to burn down the world based on your sensitivities lol. Trying to be Jordan at the buzzer, game 6 of your final days LOL
i can picture it:
you’re old and fading and do not have much time..
Russel picks you up at the top of the key…
you are bitter and still lost in life, fading…
4…
3..
a hail merry right as you expire:
*no one is watching or cares except others that are fading or faded which you imagine*
you execute views which alienate you from the world
a world that is in the process of shedding you
like so many dead skin cells
just as your body regenerates itself until death, so does society
a process of the new consuming the old, before it too is relegated to the same fate
and consumed
just as it has the generation before you; the one which you purported rebllion against… (or at once thought yourselves to… ultimately failing)
a hail merry by negative disposition
not the way you give yourselves what final light you have left, my friend
even as thrilling as it is to feel hate and negative emotions, it leave you just as you are.. a quagmire of a person,
who has lived a small life.
hope you finding something to feel good about other than hatred of those different than you.
old, dying pack animal
dying pack
dying animal
i will be there someday too, but i will not tear down everything different from me as i go
its said that be carefull what you wish for you might just get your wish , I aim this saying at the ones that voted for Biden , see whats happining to your country , now injoy ,. A trump suporter , at least he got things done the rite way .Other countries had respect for the US , they were afraid of us , not any more . jack
Jack, I agree w you whole heartedly!
Satire is beautiful. Tribalism has no place in modern society and yet we are more divided than ever. Three men tried to kill or seriously injure another man. Facts state he defended himself. White black Asian red or blue we would all defend our lives in the same scenario. But if you didn’t have a pistol or ar you likely would have been murdered by the first attacker.
The Constitution and the Bill of Rights prevail! Let the Beatings Begin” quote Bill Cosby. Court proceedings: The NewYork Times, Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC and on and on and on…