13 Films With A Powerful Pro-Choice Message
The choice to murder your own offspring for convenience is a fundamental human right. Without choice, you might as well be, like, a handmaid in The Handmaid’s Tale! Fortunately, Hollywood is dedicated to producing hundreds of pro-choice films every year to preach the pro-choice message and protect this right for all!
Here are some of the most notable:
1) It – A reincarnated abortion doctor dressed as a clown performs late-term abortions on the neighborhood kids. Iconic!
2) Halloween – Michael Myers has every right to go stabbing. He was born this way.
3) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre – A progressive depiction of a non-traditional family that chooses who they want to eat without apology. Inspiring!
4) A Nightmare on Elm Street – Freddy Krueger has long been one of Planned Parenthood’s most outspoken supporters.
5) Scream – Teens killing people!
6) The Lord of the Flies – Kids killing people!
7) The Silence of the Lambs – Dr. Lecter is a super-smart guy who wrote peer-reviewed papers so his stance on baby murder is probably correct.
8) The Omen – A powerful pro-choice film in which the villain is the kid.
9) Look Who’s Talking, Too! – You’ll want to commit murder after watching this movie.
10) Avengers: Infinity War – With one snap, Thanos fulfilled Planned Parenthood’s vision.
11) Schindler’s List – A man named Hitler lived his truth, followed his heart, and exercised his right to choose. Margaret Sanger would be so proud.
12) A Quiet Place – Parents go to great lengths to protect their children no matter how hard or inconvenient. Wait, how’d that get in here? Scratch this one.
13) Friday the 13th: Part I – A relentless killer who slays without remorse, Jason’s mother is the ultimate pro-choice hero.
RELATED POLITICAL SATIRE ARTICLES:
Chris Wallace Now Regretting Getting CNN+ Tramp Stamp
The Babylon Bee Stands In Solidarity With Its Fellow Canceled Satire Outlet CNN+
‘Noooo, My Source Of Poweeeeeer!!!’ Cries Disintegrating Fauci As Mask Mandates Lifted
Kamala Harris To Replace Neil DeGrasse Tyson As Host Of ‘Cosmos’
EDITORS NOTE: This political satire by The Babylon Bee is republished with permission. ©All rights reserved.
Leave a Reply
Want to join the discussion?Feel free to contribute!