Entries by The Peoples Cube

Columbia University honors Hitler’s economic policies

COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY, NY – During a student-organized seminar held at the ivy league university today, participants were offered a slide presentation highlighting Nazi Germany’s economic policies, which many found inspirational. According to the project’s lead creator, “This presentation excludes the racial policies and focuses on the economic and social aspects of the German socialist society […]

VIDEO: Male chauvinist calls Hillary ‘Corporate Democratic Whore’, Comrade Irina responds

Recently a speaker at a Bernie Sanders rally called former Secretary of State and Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton a ‘Corporate Democratic Whore’: In response to this male chauvinist attack on Hillary Clinton, Comrade Irina Alexandrovevskivich has sent us another important transmission. She is hot like hammer and sickle on red banner of revolution. All […]

VIDEO: The Most Honest Presidential Campaign Ad in the History of Politics

This is the most honest presidential campaign ad in the history of presidential campaign ads. That’s because it follows the People’s Cube formula of drunk-blogging while high on beet vodka spiked with truth serum (a designer mix of ethanol, scopolamine, 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate, potent short or intermediate acting hypnotic benzodiazepines such as midazolam, flunitrazepam, and various […]

Some of my best friends are Trump supporters

TRUMP supporters are, perhaps, the only group of voters in America’s history who have been so viciously and consistently maligned, and in such a coordinated manner, by both political parties. At the same time, not much is known about them, despite the recent spate of articles attempting to explain the phenomenon. The problem with that […]

On his 127th Birthday Hitler Takes Selfie with Planned Parenthood

Planned Parenthood activists were reminded today of their organization’s pro-Nazi roots when an unexpected supporter arrived today to join their rally, introducing himself as Adolf Hitler. Sporting an iconic “drip pad” mustache, Mr. Hitler unfolded his hand-written sign in support of Planned Parenthood’s founder, Margaret Sanger, assuring everyone that he is fully on the side […]

Anarchist Meets Governor at Starbucks, Demands Medicaid

GAINESVILLE, FL – Poverty-stricken anarchist Cara Jennings received a healthy dose of government oppression yesterday when wealthy Florida Governor Rick Scott strode into the Starbucks she was patronizing and began yelling at her about jobs. Video footage [below] of the incident shows a wild and frantic Scott standing over Jennings and screaming about the “million jobs” […]

‘Bad manners’ or ‘rowdy behavior’ now ‘Musicality’ if you’re Black

Comrades, the Current Truth™ changes yet again. Recently a middle-aged white female taxpaying bus driver earning meager wages for redistribution through the EBT program was accused of microaggression against two oppressed protected African-Amerikkan female snowflakes of University of Wisconsin at Madison. Wisconsin Student Berates Bus Driver For Microaggressions, White Privilege Bad manners and offensive behavior […]

Petition to stop Trump: Only the State can be Generous!

We urge all our progressive readers to sign our petition calling on Donald Trump to stop his reactionary support of private charities, stop being generous, and let the state take care of people! The state always is there to help the oppressed and the downtrodden. Donald Trump’s theatrics include handing a scholarship for the former […]

China ramps up secret program to send Trump into space

As NASA is selling its soul to capitalism, China is finishing up its secretive military facility in Argentina, which will help them in their space endeavors. China is ruled by one of the greatest governments on earth, which has crushed all opposition to its authority and has built a substantial economy. Everyone living under their […]