As the total solar eclipse of August 21, 2017 comes to an end, we have seen an unprecedented surge in claims for government support based on the premise that people are now blind. We all know that this was, in fact, a racist solar eclipse, since there were a disproportionate number of non-whites outside of the […]
Comrades, we all know about microaggressions. These nefarious, seemingly innocent behaviors and words are all part of a grand right-wing effort to destroy the progressive utopia. In fact, we even know such things can be done unwittingly, which in turn requires a struggle session to identify and work through. But the nanoaggression? Oh, this is […]
In the latest effort at genocide by President Trump, the worst Republican since Hitler, U.S. Senators may face loss of their subsidized health coverage. Mr. Trump ominously tweeted in a manner reminiscent of Hitler, “If a new HealthCare Bill is not approved quickly, BAILOUTS for Insurance Companies and BAILOUTS for Members of Congress will end very […]
Democrat lawmakers and climate change scientists warn that Trump’s disastrous environmental policies will culminate in the destruction of the Sun on August 21, 2017. Since taking office, Donald Trump has been rolling back Obama-era policies that curbed climate change on the pretense of liberating business owners from unnecessary job-killing regulations. However we now know that […]
Now that the Trump/Russia collusion narrative is starting to lose traction, media outlets are desperately working to drop the story and cover their tracks. However, research conducted by the nonpartisan People’s Cube, America’s most trusted and most equal news source, has uncovered evidence of media collusion. Disturbing facts proving that major news sources have changed […]
Excuse me while I question your patriotism, progressive comrades. The Fourth of July is coming and you will not be celebrating it — not with the same thoughts and emotions as the rest of your countrymen. If you have been undermining this country for most of the year, why should this day be different? A […]
As the world community senses the looming destruction of our planet by Trump’s imperial knowledge-rejecting regime, scientists all over the globe stand up and say No pasaran! On April 22, and the battle cry of Earth Day resounding through the canyons of our metropoles, Science will march in the front row! (all pics in this […]
Poor Me is a magazine dedicated to people who see themselves as victims. Read the new Trump-Comey edition – their thickest issue to date. Challenges of being a drama queen in the age of Trump. Experts: “Competition is fierce.” IN THIS ISSUE: March against fascism ends with 400,000 fewer deaths than expected Hillary to victims: […]
The world’s best known dealmaker-turned-president showed that when it comes to real estate, nobody out-negotiates the Trumpster. The president met briefly with Pope Francis, whom Trump described as a “…very, very nice man. Very hospitable,” before agreeing on a price for the Vatican. Subjects discussed by the two leaders included the environment, world peace, religious […]
Do you hate Donald Trump? Is your lifelong dream to destroy his presidency? Do you live for nothing else these days? Are you looking for a flexible job that requires little effort while allowing you to be as outrageous as you want? Do you enjoy throwing stuff at the wall and watching it slide down […]
French Prime Minister Emmanuel Macron has proposed a new initiative, the “Fair Redistribution of Terror in Europe Program.” “It is unfair that France and other enlightened and generous nations, who open their borders and welcome Muslim refugees, must suffer the most from Islamic terrorism,” Macron said at a campaign rally on Monday. “Being a fair-minded […]
Confused about which European candidates to support from this side of the pond? Well, clarity begins here with al-Blogunov’s People’s Patented Euro-candidate Filter™. You’ll know in a jiffy whether you’re cheering a good ‘un or a bad ‘un. Just plug in your favorite candidate’s views on major issues, and voila! the answer in milliseconds. Does […]
In 1988 we told the world that “We only have ten years left to save the planet.” In 1989, our wonderful comrades at the United [in Marxism] Nations decreed the same thing. Then during the 2000 election season our Holy Prophet Who Has Never Been Wrong, Al Gorski (Muslim name: al-goreeza) issued a fatwa that […]
By Tamil Mohammar Ramadan. Hello my friends! How many times have you caught one of your women bandying about without its burqa? How many times has an insolent female flashed her ankle by “accident”? Has this caused you humiliation and pain requiring whipping? Have you been forced, through no fault of your own, to resort […]
With all the Days of Resistance and Days Without Some Victim Group we’ve had lately, and will continue to have for the next four years—or until He Who Shall Not Be Named Because That Only Legitimizes and Worse, Humanizes Him—is impeached—it’s clear we need to set aside another Day, this one to demand paid leave […]