Entries by The Peoples Cube

Democrats mourn the impending suicide of Donna Brazile

Democrat insiders have expressed their concern about the wellbeing of former Democratic National Committee Chair, Donna Brazile, stating that it is only a matter of time before she joins Vince Foster in taking her own life under suspicious circumstances. Brazile’s apparent suicidal ideation lead her to write “Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-Ins and […]

Atheist murdered near Texas church; suspects charged

Sutherland Springs, TX — Residents Stephen Willeford and Johnnie Langendorff are being charged with multiple crimes including murder, weapons charges, reckless driving, and speeding following a shooting spree near a local church. On Sunday, Nov. 5, local police have stated the suspects attacked and wounded local atheist Devin Kelley near the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas. When […]

Unfair Ballistic Privilege

Tоварищи! I am so filled with self-loathing over my unfair ballistic-intuition male privilege that I must denounce myself. It is, after all, for the common good and the cause of gender hyper-equality! Report: Standing Up to Pee Gives Boys an Unfair Advantage in Physics What follows was actually published in a ‘scholarly’ journal: “After noting […]

Is it time to ban silencers for automobiles?

Democrat lawmakers are pushing for a law that would ban silencers for automobiles after the FBI disclosed that Las Vegas shooter Steven Paddock had one of them on his car. The silencer, also known by car enthusiasts as a “muffler,” is a device used to decrease the amount of noise emitted by the exhaust of […]

Call for NFL to apply Affirmative Action in Sports

If the NFL is to prove their progressive cred, they must begin to bring social justice to their games and play by the same progressive rules that have been adopted in all other spheres of life. First of all, they must “level the playing field” by building a slope. Let’s call it Affirmative Action in […]

Harvey Weinstein: Right-wing ‘conspiracy’ out to get me

Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein believes that accusations of sexual harassment on his part are part of a “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy” to bring down the big donor to Democratic causes, according to the DailyMail.com. The Extreme Right-Wing New York Times is reporting that the founder of the Miramax film company has been accused of reaching at least eight settlements with women for […]

BREAKING: Study shows NFL protests linked to brain damage

ROCHESTER, New York – A groundbreaking new study by Mayo Clinic’s leading neurologist, Dr. Terrence Lachance, has shown results indicating a link between brain damage and compulsive unwarranted protesting. This news, in light of recent protests by NFL players, seems to be making sense to a lot of people, while leaving others dumbfounded. “My study conclusively […]

I denounce COEXIST bumper stickers

That is right, comrades! This classic symbol of liberal tolerance and celebration of diversity must go! It is no longer enough to be tolerant and all-inclusive. By celebrating all cultures and all people, we invite vipers into our midst. The idea of “coexistence” was useful when we were weak and our ideas needed to be […]

Trump retweets People’s Cube meme, media has seizures

Starting this Sunday morning the world’s most serious and respectable newspapers and magazines (see the impressive list below) have been having conniptions and reaching for smelling salts. Why? Because Donald Trump retweeted our silly animated GIF. If you are a regular at the People’s Cube, you may have seen this meme, which is only a funny metaphor of […]

Melania Trump denounced by Vogue fashion editor

On Tuesday  far left hacks the righteous attacked First Lady Melania Trump for wearing heels to board Marine One in the South Lawn on the way to inspect the damage the in Texas. Leading the charge was Lynn Yaeger from Vogue Magazine. Melania Trump’s Hurricane Stilettos, and the White House’s Continual Failure to Understand Optics […]

Antifa’s true icon: Che-Dolf

Some decades ago a wise man said, “The fascists of tomorrow will be called anti-fascists.” It seems that tomorrow is already here and we may as well say, “The fascists of today call themselves anti-fascists.” Antifa looks, acts, and thinks like the fascist stormtroopers, being a mirror image of whom they allegedly hate. Urban Dictionary […]

New Progressive College Program on Intersectional Whiteness

Here is a fresh, new approach to Social Justice™ just in time for Fall Semester Intersectional Whiteness and Being a Good Ally Examinations of how to properly implement the White Man’s Burden in the 21st Century, with an examination of historical Social Darwinism, and phrenology in an attempt to empower the leftist activist to maintain […]