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Judge Blocks Florida ‘Big Tech’ Law That Would Fine Social Media Companies For Banning Politicians

Krytocracy: A government by judges; the governmental rule of judges in which they reach “desirable results” that fit some particular social philosophy.


This ruling is not a surprise. Left-wing judges abject contempt for the Constitution and our G-d given rights.

The judge who blocked Florida’s “Big Tech” law is a Clinton-appointed judge. Fortunately, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is not give up this fight. Governor DeSantis’s office plans to immediately appeal the ruling, to the more conservative Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals. #DeSantis2024!

Judge blocks Florida ‘Big Tech’ law that would fine social media companies for banning politicians

By Washington Examiner, July 1, 2021

A federal judge blocked a Florida law designed to penalize large social media companies that ban politicians over First Amendment concerns.

U.S. District Judge Robert Hinkle granted a preliminary injunction against Gov. Ron DeSantis’s “Big Tech” law after NetChoice and the Computer & Communications Industry Association, which represent multiple Big Tech companies, filed a lawsuit earlier in the month. The lawsuit argued the law violates the First Amendment’s free speech clause, is vague in violation of the 14th Amendment, and stands in opposition to equal protection clauses.

“The plaintiffs are likely to prevail on the merits of their claim that these statutes violate the First Amendment,” Hinkle wrote. “There is nothing that could be severed and survive.”

NetChoice praised the ruling on Wednesday and said the motion protects “private businesses.”

“We’re pleased the court ensured that social media can remain family friendly by delaying Florida’s law from taking effect on July 1,” the group’s president Steve DelBianco said in a statement. “This order protects private businesses against the State’s demand that social media carry user posts that are against their community standards. Even better, it lets social media provide high-quality services to their users while keeping them safe from the worst content posted by irresponsible users.”

DeSantis’s office plans to appeal the ruling, and it expects the 11th Circuit to make the final verdict on the matter.

“We are disappointed by Judge Hinkle’s ruling and disagree with his determination that the U.S. Constitution protects Big Tech’s censorship of certain individuals and content over others,” a spokesperson told the Washington Examiner. “We plan to immediately appeal to the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals.”

“As Judge Hinkle seemed to indicate during this week’s hearing on preliminary injunction, this case was always bound for the Eleventh Circuit and the appeals court will ultimately make its own decision on legal conclusions,” the statement continued. “Governor DeSantis continues to fight for freedom of speech and against Big Tech’s discriminatory censorship.”

DeSantis, a Republican widely seen as a 2024 presidential contender, signed Florida’s Big Tech Bill in late May alongside James O’Keefe, a conservative activist and founder of Project Veritas who was removed from Twitter earlier this year and later sued the platform over the ban.

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4th of July. The meaning.


Good morning everyone. Today I will not be writing a normal length blog, but first want to wish everyone of you and your families a wonderful 4th July today from my wife, daughter and myself.

I know I am proud to be an American and at times my blogs may infer differently. That pride has taken a bashing lately as Americans and America have moved further and further left. However, I still believe in the principles that made this the greatest country on earth. I still have faith in America.

I am posting a couple of links from articles from 2008 and 2018 that I liked. Neither are a long read so enjoy and share using this blog.

The Real Meaning of the 4th of July


The History of the Fourth of July


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There Can Be Only ONE Independence Day — July 4, 1776

The 4th of July commemorates the day that our Founding Fathers threw off the yolk of tyranny to accept the burden of freedom, which requires bloodshed to keep, and a moral and religious people to maintain.

However, there is a concerted effort to erase the Fourth of July as the founding date of our country.

Today, Patriotic Americans must contend with a new founding date for America—August 20, 1619, the day when the first slave ship arrived on America’s shores.

That date is the brainchild of pseudohistory professor Nikole Hannah-Jones.  It’s a component of the 1619 Project, which aims to reframe the country’s history by placing the consequences of slavery at the very center of our national founding.

The alternative 1619 national founding is the product of a radical ideology attempting to rewrite our country’s history.

So, which will it be? 1619, or 1776?

Let us remember the truth of that glorious day—July 4th, 1776. For the first time in world history, a group of colonials—

The progeny of the pilgrims, seeking a land in which they could freely exercise their faith without threat of imprisonment or execution…

The offspring of explorers, gutsy enough to voyage across the merciless ocean to traverse an uncharted, unpredictable continent…

The posterity of entrepreneurs, oppressed by the King and the landed aristocracy of Great Britain which kept them subjugated.…

—Were, with the simple signing of the Declaration, breaking with their mother country. No small feat, to go up against the greatest military power in the world at that time! John Adams wrote in a letter to his wife the day before the birth of our nation:

                   I am well aware of the toil, and blood, and treasure, that it will cost us
to maintain this declaration, and support and defend these States. Yet,
through all the gloom, I can see the rays of ravishing light and glory.

In that same letter, Adams refers to July 4th, 1776 as the “day of deliverance”. Let us not forget the justness of their cause: their God-given, inalienable rights were being violated by the King and Parliament, whose claim to rule was birth, not merit.

So, on this Fourth of July, our country’s birthday—

May we dedicate ourselves to the preservation of that Great Experiment our forefathers fought and died for…

May we recommit our allegiance to that noble, holy cause: freedom…

May we pray God redeems this Christian nation, dedicated to Him from its conception…

So that, as Abraham Lincoln said, “this Nation, under God, shall not perish from the earth.”

Please click here to watch this inspiring short video commemorating what the Founders created.

God Bless America!

Why Woke?

Why Are They Woke?

Victor Davis Hanson June 23, 2021

The systemic con behind wokeism.

There are lots of reasons why wokeism spread like wildfire once America lost its collective mind during the pandemic, quarantine, self-induced recession, and rioting of 2020.

Wokeism was never really about racism, sexism, or other -isms. Instead, for some, it illustrated a psychological pathology of projection: fobbing one’s own concrete prejudices onto others in order to alleviate or mask them.

Consider outspoken liberal icon Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.). He’s one of the Senate’s most woke. Yet Whitehouse turns out to be a mostly unapologetic member of a de facto all-white prestigious “beach club” of elites in Newport, Rhode Island. Is Whitehouse committed in the abstract to rooting out white privilege so he can concretely relax amid it with fellow bluebloods?

The second catalyst of wokeism is the distraction it provides from scary problems that threaten the very existence of American civilization. While the country consumes itself in demanding more than 12 percent representation of black actors in television commercials, it is nearing $30 trillion in national debt. Eventually, the astounding red ink will require recessionary belt-tightening, more inflationary money printing, or both.

The woke Biden Administration cannot stop 2 million immigrants this year from crossing illegally and with exemption into the United States. Almost all are in need of free American health care, housing, food, and legal subsidies. Violent crime is spiking at an astonishing rate. Yet few dare say why that is—or how to stop it.

When our elites are clueless about national debt, inflation, illegal immigration, crime, and soaring gas prices, they reassure themselves that at least they can cancel out Father Junípero Serra or knock down another statue of Robert E. Lee.

America is systematically being conned by those who disguise their hypocrisy, who manipulate the guilt-ridden, who have no interest in solving America’s most dangerous problems, and who get or stay richer by hyping an America in need of massive rebooting—and with it their own careerist remedies.

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Supreme Court Upholds Arizona Election Rules

 

Slow and steady wins the race.

Slow and steady wins the race. Supreme Court Upholds Arizona Election Rules

By: Wall Street Journal, July 1, 2021:

WASHINGTON—The Supreme Court upheld a pair of Arizona voting rules against Democratic claims that the state discriminated against minority voters, a decision that could make it more difficult to challenge new state efforts to tighten election regulations.

The court, in a 6-3 opinion by Justice Samuel Alito, ruled Arizona was on solid legal ground in enforcing rules that prohibit third parties from collecting mail-in ballots and disallow votes cast in the wrong precinct.

Justice Alito said that while Arizona’s laws “generally makes it very easy to vote,” the process of voting entails some level of burden for everyone. “Mere inconvenience” for voters isn’t enough to establish that election regulation violate the law, Justice Alito wrote……..

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Bravo New York Times!

What a fantastic headline today, at the Old Gray Lady. The Trump tax evasion scandal, way to grab on to what is the essential news going on in America right now. Pulitzer Prize worthy actually. I mean after all the millions spent on the investigation, to come up with the CFO, not claiming fringe benefits on his tax return is just brilliant. What an unbiased, objective piece. President Trump is a racist!

Of course, as usual the radical right is all over this. They are calling it just the latest witch hunt and the latest attempt to smear President Trump. Wasted Millions spent to go along with the wasted money on 2 ridiculous, merit less impeachment attempts.

It really seems like the left is a bit upset with all the positive response President Trump has been receiving. Pointing to the absolute horrible start to the Harris administration. Trying to keep the spotlight off the cognitively challenged President and his horribly incompetent sidekick and caretaker Kamala. I think they have been doing phenomenal, wouldn’t you agree Deano? I mean sans the border, inflation, constant rioting (I mean peaceful protests), assault on our great law enforcement, Antifa, becoming energy dependent, over 50 executive orders (after Joey preaching bipartisanship and unity), creating the greatest racial divide since Barack Hussein Obama, pushing ridiculous programs and money under the quise of infrastructure or covid relief. Well, all I can say to that is, President Trump is a racist!

I mean where does the AG Letitia James find the time for these investigations with the Andy Cuomo debacle front and center, the radical right asks? They say, with the cornucopia of charges against Ole Andy, how does she do it? She is obviously a human dynamo, what a workaholic.

Speaking of Andy, your non coverage of ALL these accusations has been magnificent. I mean to keep President Trump front and center, while ignoring the litany of charges against Andy is phenomenal, professional journalism. They will never be able to accuse you Deano, or The Times of yellow journalism. Bravo, Deano, just bravo.

Any word from me too or possibly Alyssa Milano, you know voicing their outrage at Andy Cuomo, for all the sexual harassment charges. I mean, the way they did against President Trump. It may be time to dust off those pink hats and march around the state Capitol up in Albany. If they remain quiet, it would just reek of selective outrage, aimed at certain individuals and political affiliations. We wouldn’t want that, would we Deano?
Maybe you could reach out to Joy Behar for comment, she seems to be very objective and reasonable. Just a lovely individual through and through. I still say Mr. Behar is the luckiest man in the world, as he gets to see that happy, joyful face everyday.

Well, that’s it for today Deano. I guess you will be heading out to your estate in Larchmont, California for the long weekend. I don’t want to mention the holiday for fear of being construed as a racist. Maybe you could head over to Malibu and stick your toes in the sand. Possibly hook up with Patrisse Cullors, former cofounder of BLM. She must have plenty of time since her resignation from BLM after her recent purchase of her own million dollar estate out there in California.

You know, I myself am in the market for a home in California. I mean, just to move there due to their incredible political policies and political leaders is reason enough. To have Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom, Adam Schiff, etc leading the way, it would be a dream come true for me. If they could only entice Andy Cuomo, Chuckie Schumer, Warren Wilhelm, oops, I mean Billy Deblasio, and Jerry Nadler, to head out there, that would be nirvana.

Here is my problem Deano. I understand this is a very affluent community, Larchmont that is. But alas, I am not, so I may qualify for section 8 housing. Is there much section 8 housing in your community Deano? I’m sure you would be wide open to that, maybe I could qualify. Well anyway, I’ll shoot you my personal info, so that if any homes open up on your block, you could give me a heads up.

Keep up the spectacular apolitical, unbiased reporting over at the Old Gray Lady. How those hacks at those propaganda driven news outlets live with themselves is beyond me. They must have no conscience, eh Deano? You and your paper are a fantastic example to our children, such integrity. Kudos, on a job well done.

This phase was made popular by Kamala…isn’t she just precious? Also, let’s try and have less coverage to the myriad of charges against Andy ……..if that is even possible?

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Facebook To Provide Pop-Up Warning When Your Friends Begin Thinking For Themselves

MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook has introduced a new feature that will warn you when one of your friends is sharing free and independent thoughts on its network.

Should you encounter an unapproved opinion, Facebook will provide a pop-up warning letting you know that if you’re concerned about a friend expressing opinions derived from free thought that is not in line with big tech companies, major corporations, Hollywood, universities, or the government, you can get them help.

The social media platform will allow you to take steps to report people who are sharing unapproved opinions. You may report them to Facebook, who will reach out to them to help them by forcibly sending them to a Facebook reeducation camp.

“Yes, the camp is mostly brainwashing,” Mark Zuckerberg admitted, “but the food is pretty good. They serve mac and cheese with the little cut-up hot dogs in there every Tuesday. Plus, we’ve got one of those big inflatable launcher things out on the lake, which you can use to relax and launch each other into the water. It’s a ton of fun. If we kidnap you and take you to our camp, we guarantee you’ll love hanging out there on the lake.”

“Once you finish your reeducation sessions, of course.”

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‘We At The NSA Are Not Spying On You,’ Insists Muffled Voice Coming From Tucker Carlson’s Toaster

BOCA GRANDE, FL—Fox News host Tucker Carlson has been going back and forth with the NSA, with the television commentator insisting the NSA is spying on him. The agency, however, has denied the claim, saying, “We at the NSA are not spying on you and have never spied on you” in a tinny, muffled voice coming from his toaster this morning.

“I just can’t believe the NSA would spy on me,” Carlson muttered while eating his typical breakfast of two dozen eggs, fourteen strips of bacon, and a full tub of pre-workout powder.

“We are not spying on you,” his toaster replied indignantly.

“What the –” Carlson shouted, jumping up and spilling bacon everywhere.

“We at the NSA are not spying on you and have never spied on you. We know nothing about you, like for instance that you enjoy the occasional slice of avocado toast with your breakfast, or that you have a tiny Tweety Bird tattoo on your lower back. We cannot know these things because we do not spy on American citizens without the proper court authorization. Have a great day!”

A freaked-out Carlson smashed the toaster to pieces with his bare fist and proceeded to frantically destroy appliances.

The NSA has said they are sorry for the incident and gifted Tucker with a hollowed-out wooden statue of Trump with suspiciously moving eyes by way of apology.

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10 Reasons The 2020 Election Was The Fairest Election Of All Time

Everyone knows the 2020 election was literally the most secure and fair presidential election—like, ever. But we know there are still a few skeptics out there. Here at the Bee, our number one mission is to prevent the spread of misinformation and make sure everyone still has faith in our democracy.

To help convince you, here is the undeniable evidence the election was fair:

1. Literally everyone says so: Duh. The 2020 election couldn’t have been rigged because all the people who are cool and smart and not weird say so. Do you want to look like a weirdo? Ew.

2. Journalists were fair and balanced in assessing the qualities of moderate, kind, decent Joe Biden, and of his opponent Hitler: Thank God for the press! They really made sure to give a fair and honest assessment of the most popular and wonderful president ever and the evil orange monster who wanted to kill democracy and take away all our norms and stuff. Great job, journalists!

3. Mail-in votes were handled by USPS—the most reliable, trustworthy company on the planet: The post office almost never screws up, loses, or delays US mail. It’s quite amazing, really.

4. Vote counters in Philadelphia and Detroit spent many years practicing how to count before election night: Some of them since kindergarten! The election was truly in good hands.

5. The Democrats have never done anything wrong, ever: Not ever.

6. Posters and barricades were held up to block people from seeing the unprecedented, blinding levels of vote counting fairness: Poll watchers showed up, but their eyeballs would have been burned out by the awe-inspiring amount of vote counting integrity. Many lives saved!

7. Absolutely nobody was threatened behind a poolhouse by a chain-wielding Biden: Biden is a fine, upstanding man of integrity and would never do something like that.

8. New York didn’t just accidentally count 138,000 ballots, a bizarrely familiar number: Science has clearly shown that voter fraud is completely impossible and would never happen here, especially in New York City where they’re really good at elections.

9. The election turned out exactly how your late great, great grandfather would have wanted: This was verified by his vote in the 2020 election.

10. The Democrat candidate won, which is perhaps the most important sign of a fair and impartial election: The evil, fascist dictator was voted out of office. Anything that was done to achieve this was fair, right?

We hope you have seen the light. Now shut up about the election you insurrectionist!

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Kamala Staffers Complain They Work in ‘Abusive Environment’

According to a Wednesday Politico report, Vice President Kamala Harris’ staffers “feel treated like shit” and work in an “abusive environment.”

“People are thrown under the bus from the very top, there are short fuses and it’s an abusive environment,” a staffer “with direct knowledge of how Harris’ office is run” told Politico. “It’s not a healthy environment and people often feel mistreated. It’s not a place where people feel supported but a place where people feel treated like shit.”

The report indicates that the “frustration internally is directed at Tina Flournoy,” Harris’ chief of staff, who has been in her position for about six months. White House staffers say Flournoy has a “reputation” for being “extreme,” for “refusing to delegate,” “second-guessing other staffers,” and blaming staffers “for the negative results that ensue.”

“In interviews, 22 current and former vice presidential aides, administration officials and associates of Harris and Biden described a tense and at times dour office atmosphere,” Politico reported. “Aides and allies said Flournoy, in an apparent effort to protect Harris, has instead created an insular environment where ideas are ignored or met with harsh dismissals and decisions are dragged out.”

But staffers also told Politico that Harris “bears responsibility for the way her office is run.” One said, “It all starts at the top.”

The chaos within Harris’ office is, as the outlet pointed out, “nothing new.” Those who have worked for her in the past as a California senator say her office was “managed chaos.”


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Harris Condemns America’s “Racism,” “Sexism,” & “Xenophobia”

On March 19, 2021 , Harris and President Biden traveled to Atlanta to show solidarity with the city’s Asian American community, in the aftermath of an incident where a white man had shot and killed six local Asian women as well as two white people. Though there was no evidence that the shootings had been racially motivated, Harris said in a speech at Emory University: said: “Racism is real in America and it has always been. Xenophobia is real in America and always has been. Sexism, too.” She also suggested that former President Trump was to blame for an alleged spike in anti-Asian crimes that had occurred in the U.S. during 2020: “For the last year, we’ve had people in positions of incredible power scapegoating Asian Americans, people with the biggest pulpits, spreading this kind of hate.”

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Alabama Election Protection Network (AEPN) Takes a Stand for ‘Our Districts, Our Alabama’

AEPN’s core mission is to promote fair and accountable elected representation for all.


MONTGOMERY, Ala. /PRNewswire/ — The Alabama Election Protection Network (AEPN) is proud to announce the launch of its ‘Our Districts, Our Alabama’ campaign for fair districting. The campaign will work to establish fair representation for all Alabamians through direct public education, engagement with state legislators, and sustained work with AEPN’s grassroots partners.

The 2020 census gives every state the opportunity to redraw its district lines to reflect changes in its population. In Alabama, it is an opportunity to undo the harm caused by particularly partisan legislative maps. For example, the heavily gerrymandered 7th congressional district where parts of BirminghamMontgomery, and Tuscaloosa are represented in a single district. As AEPN partner Rodreshia Russaw explains, gerrymandered districts minimize every voter’s voice in the state.

“By concentrating so many urban cities into one district, we dilute the impact of each vote cast within those communities,” she observes. “At the same time, voters in the districts that surround District 7 (BirminghamMontgomery and Mobile) are denied full representation as well. Breaking up communities of interest reduces the ability of voters to make their distinct concerns known and supported. We all have a stake in fair districting.”

Our Districts, Our Alabama addresses those issues through a comprehensive public-information campaign, joining with organizations and individuals within their communities to draft fair maps, and communicating with legislators and the Reapportionment Committee. Through these methods, AEPN will work to ensure that the interest of all Alabamians is known and heeded. These efforts will be augmented by AEPN’s work with grassroots organizations and faith-based groups, both directly and through the distribution of its Fair Districting Toolkit.

“Alabamians care deeply about the places we call home and are passionate about the things that mean the most to us: our families, our communities, and access to resources that allow all of us to thrive,” says Justin Vest of Hometown Organizing Project, a founding AEPN partner. “Fair districting means we can build inclusive and sustainable communities that meet everyday people’s needs, no matter who you vote for.”

To learn about how ‘Our Districts, Our Alabama’, is taking a stand for fair representation throughout the state, please contact Melissa Gilliland at melissa@voteprotection.org.

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Election Integrity Watchdog Hails Landmark SCOTUS Decision on Arizona Elections

AMHERST, Va. /PRNewswire/ — The Amistad Project, America’s leading election integrity watchdog, enthusiastically applauded the United States Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision in Brnovich v. DNC, which upholds the constitutional authority of states to manage their own elections, rejects ballot harvesting, and recognizes that counting potentially fraudulent ballots is equivalent to suppressing valid votes.

“This decision is spot-on and validates all of our claims about the dangers of private election funding, which we’ve been making since 2018,” said Phill Kline, director of The Amistad Project of the Thomas More Society. “The evidence is overwhelming that government officials who received private money played favorites on behalf of one candidate, creating the sort of disparate impact that this ruling condemns.”

The outcome confirms The Amistad Project’s legal theories put forth in ongoing litigation concerning the use of private money to perform government functions during the 2020 elections. The Amistad Project’s investigations have revealed strong circumstantial evidence that the intent of providing these monies was to have government manage the election in an unconstitutional way to benefit Joe Biden’s candidacy. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg alone spent over $400 million for this purpose. At least $350 million of that money went to a formerly obscure organization called the Center for Tech and Civic Life, which distributed it predominantly to jurisdictions with a large number of voters likely to support Joe Biden. Many of those grants, particularly in urban areas of key swing states, came with detailed conditions that obligated local officials to rewrite election rules in a manner designed to promote Democrat turnout while compromising ballot security.

The Amistad Project’s investigations have detected at least $1 billion in services and contributions funneled through private organizations to government election offices.

The Brnovich ruling also sets an important precedent regarding the proper role of states in managing their own elections, establishing that state legislatures – not federal courts or the U.S. Congress – possess presumptive authority to set the rules governing elections.

“This should spell doom for HR1,” Kline said. “Republican Attorneys General ought to have their lawsuits drafted up already, because HR1 is all about Congress telling states how to run their elections, which the Supreme Court has now firmly rejected.”

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Frustrated Women Demand Trans Women In Public Restrooms Stop Leaving The Toilet Seat Up

“We’re sick of it!” said one probably transphobic woman. “We women have to deal with this all the time at home with our husbands or boyfriends, and now this? What’s it gonna take for you men– er, women, to stop leaving the toilet seat up?”

Some facilities had previously addressed this problem by gluing down the toilet seats but were later told that this was transphobic since some trans women need to lift the toilet seat for unknown reasons completely unrelated to physiology.

“This is a crisis,” said Senator Chuck Schumer to reporters, “and one that can only be solved through far-reaching legislation. Rest assured the Democrat party is working on a solution to the toilet seat issue.”

Congress has promised to intervene in this crisis by enacting legislation that would require full-time bathroom butlers to be paid a living wage to stay in women’s restrooms and put the toilet seats down after each use.

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